His potential to create is unlimited. His eye for design stands out in a crowd. His multiplication tables are bar none the best in his class.
- Brandon's Mom, circa 1988
One could describe his work as danger-sexy.
- Bond, James Bond
Someone once called him Dork Vader... and he liked it.
- Random man at grocery store
Not only did my company profits triple but I landed a swmimsuit model, inherited an island and cured cancer. Thanks ecurb designs!
- Obviously fictitious client #3
By industry standards he is considered a Nerdstrodamus.
- uhh... me
If CSS had a middle name it would be ecurb designs... well, if it had 2 middle names.
- That one guy I did a project with a few years ago
Clients often says his work is muy delicioso.
- Rico Suave, 1990
His passion to never cease accomplishing is only exceeded by his unquenchable thirst for innovation in cutting-edge overachievemnt.
He has a horrible habit of grossly under-charging clients.
- Brandon's wife
His short-game is pretty darn awful. And don't get me started on how he can never hit fairways.
- Wait what?
You know that awful noise people make when they run across a website that is really crappy? Well, Brandon's work makes it 67% less likely to happen to your site and 89% more likely to happen to your competitor's site.
- Forbes Magazine